The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to be buried at sea

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!