The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to get STD's

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!