the power to die

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to go 100% slower

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power of asdfgh

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to fail any test you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!