The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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the power to see through glass

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to get STD's

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!