The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to die at will.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!