The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to spell backwards.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power of eating from ears.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!