The power of love

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to die at will.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!