The power to have a pointless power.

Power to always have exact change.

The power to forget what you were going to say

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

The ability to produce water but only when under water.

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

the power to get STD's

The ability to fall unconscious at will.

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

the power to eat waffles

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The power to give yourself cancer

The power to do anything you don't want to do.

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

The power to live through torture.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!