The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to be phone

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Find Waldo

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!