The power to have a pointless power.

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

The power to forget what you were going to say

The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

The power to get older every second

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

The ability to fart inwards.

The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

The power to do nothing/

The power to only tell the truth

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!