The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!