The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to ride a bike

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to only drink liquids

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to be a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!