TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power of love

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to be a human

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!