The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power die if you think.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!