The ability to get a degree in performing arts

The power.

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

The power to be justin beiber

the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

The power of love

The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

The power to fly with your feets on the ground

The power to fart 5 times bigger

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

the ability to see into the past

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!