The power to punch that like button

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!