The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!