The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to transform into air.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!