The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to shit in your eye

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to be bad at everything

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!