The power to not have a power.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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the power to poop pee

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!