The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The Power of cheese

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to do nothing

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!