To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to make meringues levitate

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the power to nit propely

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!