the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to poop standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!