the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to die on command

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the power to have a power.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!