the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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Steel kidneys

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The power to fly....underwater

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Poop

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!