The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!