The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to be born.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!