The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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ability to fly in a plane

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to be powerless.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!