The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to think about useless power

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to look into the past

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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Facebook.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the power to do totally nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!