The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!