The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to Hi

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to die but once

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to be blind

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!