The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!