The ability to see through invisibility.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power of bullet attraction.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!