The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to die....

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to see into the present

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Death at will

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!