The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to control your own mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to not have any powers

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!