The power to be blind

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to see through air.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The ability to Hi

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The ability to float for half a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!