The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to read

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!