The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!