The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to turn water into wine.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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to be bradley

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The ability to bleed lava

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!