the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Balls.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!