The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to turn into a dead person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!