The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to change to justin biber

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to die....

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Batman

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to come second in any race

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!