The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!