the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to read the TV

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The ability to be a rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!