The power to attract flies and cockroaches

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

the ability to enjoy school

The power to be your self

The power to have a seat right over there.

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The power to make light.....with a flashlight

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

the power to fly only when you are sleeping

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

the power to shit shards of glass

the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

The ability to do nothing

The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

The power to become a dead ant.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!