The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to learn only at school.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!