The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to change to justin biber

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Batman

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!