The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The ability to sense cheese.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!