The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to understand irony.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to die and get away with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!