the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Batman

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!