The power to see through glass

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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Poop

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to change your mind

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to be your self

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!