Really bendy thumb

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to be your self

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to change to justin biber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!