The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to learn only at school.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to die and get away with it

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to think of a funny power

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Turn gold into lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!