Batman

The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

The power to attract flies and cockroaches

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

the power to be allergic to every thing

The power to create all the powers on this site

The power to run on water when there is no water

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

The power to never finish your sente

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

The power to change your mind

The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

The power to have a seat right over there.

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

The power to see concrete yellow

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!