The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Imortality.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to breathe

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!